Darlene
Darlene, where do we
begin?  If you wanna
learn anything about
Darlene you have to
give her alcohol......
She works very hard
doing what we don't
know, she won't tell,
but she travels
constantly for
work...... We're pretty
sure it's legal!  She
has a horrible sense
of direction, fears
commitment, and
whatever you do,
DON'T tell her what to
do!  Oh and I'll get to
the swan incident
later!