Cocker: The stalker.  
Yes Bradley met
Cocker at a bar and
has been stalked by
him ever since.  I'm
sure you'll see him
spying on the gang if
you look really hard in
the comics!
Spooky is Lucas and Bradleys dog.... Spooky, like his owners just happens to be gay..... I know this for
several reasons.  
1) he only sniffs the bums of boy dogs.
2) He only humps boy dogs.
3) He had a boyfriend before Lucas and Bradley moved to another city.
When it Rains it Pours
friends and?
Look how cute Spooky is, you gotta love him!
This is Katya, Darlene bought Katya on e-bay.  She
thought she'd have no problem bossing around a
girl from Switzerland who doesn't speak
English....... Turns out Darlene LOVES Katya, she
does speak English and the two get along great.....
Now if only we could figure out why EVERYONE
gives her the middle finger...... It's a mystery!
Mango & Tango: These two
lesbians had their names changed
to rhyme..... They've been in love  
since they met at the age of 3.....

Mango (right) LOVES cooking.....
Tango (left) accidentally breaks
EVERYTHING!

For the most part these girls aren't
your typical lesbians..... They LOVE
make-up, they played with barbie,
don't watch hockey, and LOVE pink
clothing!

They hardly EVER leave their
house, shop at Home Depot when
they do, and know how to fix
everything..... So they do have the
lesbo qualities!